Dangote truck fuel finish. Co-owner paid for fuel. Cannot let the company ruin.
THE CO-OWNERS’ REGISTRY
We dey
own am now.
You bought ten shares and started calling the trucks “our fleet.” This desk is for you.
A name, a city, and an appointment nobody approved.
REGISTRY COPY / CLASS MEME
Fig. 01 - A certificate of considerable personal importance.
Aliko has not taken our call.
EST. 2026 / LAGOS, NGLAGOS / WAT01 / THE REGISTRY
Put “our fleet” on paper.
The trucks feel different when you have paperwork. Enter your name and city, and the desk will appoint you.
YOUR CERTIFICATECLASS / MEME
02 / FROM THE FIELD
Reports from the field.
Public posts and their original media, filed in one place. Caption layer only. Leave the drivers alone.
Aliko: why are you touching my car. Co-owner: it is our car too.
Filed the fleet compilation. Subject referred to a tanker as “one of our cars.” Noted.
The trucks are now the properties of those that bought shares. Collective ownership. The Board agrees.
Student of OAU. Co-owner. Requests a board meeting with Aliko before week-end. Diary is empty. Concerning.
May nothing do our truck. We are in business.
EFCC: what do you do for a living. Co-owner: shareholder of Dangote Refinery.
Invested 10k. Updated the CV: Dangote Refinery Co-Owner. HR has been notified.
Clarification from the field: refinery shares are not cement, sugar, or the whole group. Still our tanker though.
Congratulations to me. I am now a co-owner of the Dangote Refinery. Business-owner doings.
03 / THE BOARDROOM
The board minutes.
From the Office of the Board Secretary. Parody. Not a company filing.
CO-OWNER DESK / MEME DIVISION
16 September 2026 · Lagos
Minutes of a Board that was not invited
The Board notes with concern that unit 234 is filthy. Management has been notified. Management has not replied.
Several co-owners waved at the fleet this week. One honk was recorded. That driver is commended. The rest are entered as outstanding.
A motion that Aliko should take the call was seconded at Berger. The queue did not move. The motion stands.
- Board Secretary
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